Family Dysfunction Box Sign, by Primitives by Kathy. Painted and aged in red with white lettering, this deep wood box sign hangs on the wall or sits on a shelf. This one reads "Holidays: Bringing out the best in family dysfunction." Measures 9 x 14 x 1.75 inches. Wood, intentionally aged/distressed for a rustic look. Photo courtesy of Primitives by Kathy.